NCan there ever be such a thing as the perfect video game? Not unless companies follow our set of ten golden rules, carefully assembled to bring together the best of gaming (and marketing) into one all-conquering mega game. No 10/10 scores should be allowed without all of the following... DESTROY!

In a parallel dimension, where the Queen is a hardcore gamer, block pushing and switch based puzzles are illegal. At the same time The Legend of Zelda's puzzles-within-puzzles have been given an OBE for their inventiveness and ability to mix mental and physical agility into a seamless whole.